Best ways I have wasted money

You know you do it. But listen, sometimes it is totally worth it.
  1. ALF Puppet, with tags, from 1988
  2. Buying digital copies of every dvd and tv box set I already owned
  3. Purple and teal windbreaker
  4. My Members Only jacket collection
  5. A sight unseen tote container full of comic books
  6. Every style Croc shoe ever made
  7. All of my tattoos
  8. All of my future tattoos
  9. My BDM membership with Tom and Dan
  10. My retro bicycle I have never rode and is now all rusty
  11. My Fitbit so I can count how many steps I don't take during the day