Things my 3 year old nephew said to me this week

When he says YaYa he means me. FYI
  1. You sick, I take care of you
  2. I will poop in your house
  3. Give me food please, YaYa
  4. Buy me all the things, YaYa
  5. My penis is in my pants
  6. I wanna go pee in the yard
  7. The cat is here, she poops in the bathroom
  8. I have a dog, you gots twos of them
  9. I'm 3, I can do stuff now
  10. I love your face, when you give me cheese.
  11. I want juice, no water crap
  12. My brother is a jerk to you YaYa, why you deal with it?