Things you say that make you realize you are getting older

  1. Wow it is late
    It's 8:30p and you are super tired
  2. It is such a beautiful day out! I think I will lay on the couch.
    Hulu and Netflix have ruined me
  3. Oh God, NO!
    On a Friday or Saturday night and your friends want to go out to a bar. You know if you get drunk it will take 4 days to recover.
  4. Your 30's is the best
    It's only because you are no longer in your 20's.