I Would Happily Eat This for Thanksgiving Dinner

I don’t like roast turkey, stuffing, or “dinner rolls”.
  1. Lasagna - the kind my mom makes.
  2. Steak - the kind I grill. With a side of whiskey.
  3. Fish - salmon or Black Sea bass is fine.
  4. Lobster - whole. With a side of butter and a bib.
  5. Fajitas - chicken or steak. Not picky.
  6. Eggs Benedict - eggs poached by me so they’re done right.
  7. Samosas - the kind my mom makes.