ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER CADBURY CONSPIRACY

Thanks to @bjnovak for revealing Cadbury's disingenuous ways
  1. No, you're not getting bigger
  2. Cadbury Creme Eggs are just going to keep getting smaller
  3. It's just another year of Cadbury screwing us over again
  4. You can't trust anyone anymore
    Except for @bjnovak
  5. It's an Easter travesty
  6. They don't even really admit to SCREWING US
    "As the world’s largest confectionery company, Cadbury Schweppes is committed to developing great-tasting products that you, the consumer loves. Since people’s preferences vary from market to market, so do our products. This is reflected in the broad variety of sizes and flavours of products that we offer our consumers worldwide."
  7. YOU SEEN THIS SHIT?
  8. If you noticed, I have tagged @bjnovak three times now
  9. No shame
  10. CADBURY IS THE REAL MONSTER HERE