Basically just FNL but with Quidditch instead of football. I realize this is a very niche list. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
  1. It needs to happen
  3. The story arc for the series is as follows:
  4. SEASON 1:
  5. Coach Eric Taylor is brought in to lead the powerful Gryffindor team
  6. He is nailing it, as Coach Taylor always does
  7. Then, in the first match of the season, his Seeker #1 is injured from falling off his broom after an encounter with Dementors
  8. The rookie Seeker #2 (very Neville Longbottom-esque, but also Oliver Wood-esque) is placed in the game, and he struggles to live up to the injured Seeker's legacy
    He also happens to be the best character on the show
  9. Matt/Neville lives with his grandmother, and it is the greatest
  10. Despite some trouble, the team goes on to win the Quidditch Cup
    With plenty of small-town Texas drama along the way
  11. Season 2 does not exist, because this is an idealized world
  12. Julie Taylor also does not exist in this perfect show
  13. SEASON 3:
  14. Gryffindors are showing their bad side, Coach Taylor is struggling
    Those Gryffindors are getting real cocky real quick
  15. Some cocky first year manages to swindle the Sorting Hat, getting into Gryffindor instead of Slytherin
    Hello JD McCoy/Malfoy
  16. His father buys the whole team brand new Nimbus 2001s
    Coach Taylor does not like the direction the team is going
  17. Joe and JD McButthole manage to get JD the seeker #1 position
    Which is very unfair to Matt Saracen/Neville Longbottom
  18. Matt/Neville proves himself to be a very capable Chaser
  19. The McButtholes are really ruining the Gryffindor Quidditch team
  20. They get to the Quidditch Cup, but JD McButthole loses the game for the rest of the team
  21. Coach Taylor is voted out of the Gryffindor team by Joe McButthole and his money friends
  22. He now has to go coach at the nonexistent Hufflepuff team
  23. SEASON 4
  24. Due to new Headmistress McGonagall, some Gryffindors are switched to Hufflepuff
    One of them is Ron Weasley/Landry
  25. The new team has never played Quidditch before
    Good thing Coach Taylor is a maker of men!
  26. Luke Cafferty/Cedric Diggory becomes very committed to the Hufflepuff Quidditch team
    He doesn't get a scholarship though :(
  27. Becky is the classic Cho Chang. Loves Luke/Cedric, but is also insaaaaaaanely annoying
  28. They struggle for awhile, losing most of their games
  29. But in an epic upset, Hufflepuff defeats the now-cocky Gryffindor team led by the McButtholes
  30. Season 5
  33. Coach Taylor is offered a wizarding college head coach job
  34. His wife is offered a job as headmistress of a wizarding graduate school, her dream job
  35. Hufflepuff wins the Quidditch Cup!!
    Everyone in Hogwarts is starting to become a Badger
  36. While there is still plenty of small town Texas drama, our wizards both young and old are starting a new chapter in their lives
  37. The Gryffindor and Hufflepuff teams are joined together after lack of funding
    Due to damage from the Battle of Hogwarts
  38. Coach Taylor follows his wife and coaches at a small American wizarding school
  39. All the players know deep down that they will always belong at Hogwarts
  40. Hogwarts Forever