PROS AND CONS OF EACH OF RORY'S BOYFRIENDS ON GILMORE GIRLS

THE CONS OUTWEIGH THE PROS
  1. DEAN-PROS
  2. Dean in just the pilot is alright
  3. He could be attractive with a different haircut
  4. He's tall
  5. He replaces the water bottle
  6. He took an interest in Rory just because she was reading with such focus
  7. DEAN-CONS
  8. Waaaaaaayyyy too clingy
  9. Very whiny
  10. Horrible haircut
  11. Starts wearing a puka shell necklace after season 1
  12. Uses his little sister to get close to Rory
  13. Started semi stalking Rory after they broke up
  14. CHEATED ON HIS WIFE
  15. WILL NOT LEAVE THE SHOW
  16. IS LITERALLY THE WORST
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  18. JESS- PROS
  19. Likes reading
  20. DOES MAGIC
  21. Attractive
  22. Is Peter Petrelli from Heroes
    MILO VENTIMIGLIA
  23. Funny
  24. HAS READ SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE
  25. SAVES RORY'S LIFE BY GIVING HER GOOD ADVICE
    On more than one occasion
  26. WROTE A BOOK
  27. JESS-CONS
  28. Wasn't a very good boyfriend
  29. He's unreliable
  30. Aggressive
  31. Purposefully tried to split Dean and Rory up
    It needed to happen, but not from Jess being a douche canoe
  32. Was mean to Lorelei when she reached out
  33. He is WAAAAAAY too into PDA
  34. Crashed Rory's car
  35. Completely disregarded Rory's education and asked her to run away with him
  36. Actually is the best one who am I kidding
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  38. LOGAN-PROS
  39. Rich
  40. Charming AS HELL
  41. Plans some pretty cool dates
  42. Attractive
  43. Adventurous
  44. Not as bad as Dean
  45. LOGAN-CONS
  46. HE CHEATED ON HER WITH LIKE TEN MILLION PEOPLE
  47. He's a rich butthole
  48. He's a smug elitist butthole
  49. He's whiny about all the opportunities he has
  50. Thinks everything can be bought
  51. IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE REVIVAL
  52. His friends are trash
    I do not care for Finn
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  56. WINNER:
  57. JESS
    He's flawed but dammit he's got heart