RED FLAGS

I ignored each and every one... let this be a warning
  1. They don't like Harry Potter
    Of course there are good people who don't like Harry Potter, but... just don't completely ignore this one
  2. They don't like potatoes
    No food allergy. No difference in upbringing. If they are not willing to embrace beautiful potatoes, just guess what other beautiful things they'll hate!!
  3. THEY DON'T THINK PLUTO SHOULD BE A PLANET
    It's semi-ok if you are scientific about it, but if you make fun of me for my undying love for Pluto, then that is a RED FLAG
  4. They tell you "television could never be real art"
    This one is a real red flag, run as fast as you can
  5. They pretend to read your favorite book but then it turns out they stopped after three pages
    How do you not love Slaughterhouse-Five. DON'T IGNORE THIS, for the love of God.
  6. Your dog doesn't like them
    The big one