THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER I AM, THE ONE I WANT TO BE, AND THE ONE I WILL BE

Fashionably late with this one, inspired by pretty much everyone
  1. THE ONE I AM
  2. Peter Klaven (I Love You Man)
    Same amount of pure awkwardness, same inability to have a conversation without saying something dumb
  3. THE ONE I WANT TO BE
  4. Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts)
    HE'S A MAGIZOOLOGIST. I don't think there could be a better profession in the world
  5. THE ONE I WILL BE
  6. Ben Wyatt
    He literally chooses to have a board game night for his bachelor party. A huge nerd. Loves puns. Loves calzones. Me.