BEST STICKERS FOR NALGENES
Here is a list of the perfect sticker collection on a Nalgene
- •Heavy handed environmental stickerYou're a person who drinks out of a reusable bottle! You care about the environment. Let the world know.
- •REI stickerHonestly, this one is just there because you bought your bottle at REI.
- •"I voted" sticker"I care about politics and I want everyone to know"
- •Arc'teryx or Patagonia stickerBecause we can't already see that I have money to blow from the $500 Goretex jacket you're wearing.
- •National Park stickerThis is how you strike up conversations with other people who have taken a picture of the same eagle's butt.
- •Coffee shop stickerKeep it local, bitches. No Starbucks for this guy.
- •Local outdoor gear store sticker"I like the idea of supporting small business, but the REI return policy is such a great deal..."
- •College stickerOh really? Did you go to Bowdoin? That's so interesting.
- •Ski resort sticker"Would you like to hear about my ski vacation in Vail?"
- •Climbing gear stickerYou don't even have to climb for this one! As long as you get to the climbing gym at least once a year, you're in the clear.
- •Duct tapeNothing says "outdoor wizard" like constant duct tape accessibility.