THE NEXT 5 PRESIDENTS: A CHEAT SHEET
Here is a list of who the next 5 presidents and their VP's will be
- 1.Hillary "American Royal Family" Clinton w/ Joe BidenLet's be honest: Hillary is going to win. No question. Our pick for VP was an easy one: why fix something that isn't broken. Joe Biden, Vice President for life.
- 2.Kanye West w/ Elon MuskKanye 2020. He's a true visionary. Not only are we predicting Yeezy's presidency, but an unexpected friendship between him and Elon Musk of new-NASA.
- 3.Elon Musk w/ Kevin SpaceyOh no! Elon Musk pulled a "House of Cards" on Kanye! Who better to choose as a VP accomplice? Kevin fucking Spacey.
- 4.Donald Trump w/ Katelyn Jenner"If at first you don't succeed, try try again" - He's gotta do it one of these days. Who better to support him than our favorite transgendered Republican?
- 5.Jayden Smith w/ Willow SmithWe're assuming that each of these presidents has two terms in office. That means that in 2048 a truly visionary couple of people will enter the White House. First dad, Fresh Prince of DC, will be so proud.