In a dream world where I am still a 105-pound female, but somehow also a player in the MLB.
  1. "If You Want Blood (You Got It)" - AC/DC
    Bring. It. On. And. Stuff.
  2. "Honky Tonk Woman" - The Stones
    That goddamn cowbell, man.
  3. "Shake Your Hips" - Slim Harpo
    "I wanna tell you 'bout a dance / that's going 'round..."
  4. "Brand New Key" - Melanie
    To be cheeky about the whole I'm a girl in the MLB thing.
  5. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio
    Intimidation factor!
  6. "Start Me Up" - The Stones again
    But only the "you make a dead man come" part.
  7. "Smoke on the Water" - Deep Purple
    Because it's time to get kinda heavy.
  8. "Ace of Spades" - Motörhead
    Because it's time to get super heavy.
  9. "A Change Is Gonna Come" - Sam Cooke
    Only when facing a pitcher known for his changeup.
  10. "Walk on the Wild Side" - Lou Reed
    Probably an even less effective way to play head games with the pitcher... but remember, I'm a 105-pound female and I need all the help I can get.