My First Seven Jobs

  1. 1.
    ADR'd voice of the kid in the TV version of "Sling Blade" whenever he says a swear word.
    I was 13 and had to say "pecker."
  2. 2.
    Hollywood Bowl usher for one night only.
    (Picnic, Coldplay)
  3. 3.
    Game show alternate.
    I made $75.
  4. 4.
    Inept AV person for some USC business class.
    Saw a lot of polo shirts.
  5. 5.
    Very terrible barista.
    "Why yes, that definitely is decaf like you ordered!"
  6. 6.
    Accounting clerk on a David Mamet movie/hand model for one OTS shot.
    Technically, I was directed by Mamet?
  7. 7.
    Blogging for pay and the occasional giant box of American Apparel clothes.
    I think they were just fans.