Or are they adages?
- •A person is only as attractive as their last tagged photo.
- •It is a fool who turns a bush into a topiary tree.
- •Untrustworthy is the man who edits his own Wikipedia page.
- •A penny is only useful as a tool for avoiding other pennies.
- •A Jill of all trades has to be a master of like oral, at least.
- •From parody to verified is but a step.
- •When the shit hits the fan, buy an AC unit already.
- •You made your bed, now Instagram it.
- •All that glitters is on molly.
- •Ten acai berries, a cup of chia seeds, five to seven almonds and a shot of wheatgrass a day keeps the doctor away.
- •The 🍎 doesn't fall from the 🌵.Suggested by @videodrew