Or are they adages?
- 1.A person is only as attractive as their last tagged photo.
- 2.It is a fool who turns a bush into a topiary tree.
- 3.Untrustworthy is the man who edits his own Wikipedia page.
- 4.A penny is only useful as a tool for avoiding other pennies.
- 5.A Jill of all trades has to be a master of like oral, at least.
- 6.From parody to verified is but a step.
- 7.When the shit hits the fan, buy an AC unit already.
- 8.You made your bed, now Instagram it.
- 9.All that glitters is on molly.
- 10.Ten acai berries, a cup of chia seeds, five to seven almonds and a shot of wheatgrass a day keeps the doctor away.
- 11.The 🍎 doesn't fall from the 🌵.Suggested by @videodrew