Consult before naming your child.
  1. A quaintness of Olivers
  2. A sprawl of Allisons
  3. An impossibility of Jaydens
  4. A violation of Chads
  5. An earthquake of Drews (cc: @videodrew )
  6. A handsomeness of Lukes
  7. A carafe of Logans
  8. A valencia of Caitlyns
  9. A hudson of Caitlins
  10. An inferiority of Henrys
  11. A playground of Owens
  12. A quirk of Zoes
  13. A vengeance of Wyatts
  14. An idiot of Lianas
  15. A damage of Heathers
    Suggested by @seantimberlake