REASONS I THINK MY DOG IS PRETTY SMART

Also an excuse for more photos.
  1. 1.
    I gave him a dog IQ test. He passed the first four tasks and then we both got bored.
  2. 2.
    He ate "Crime and Punishment"! So sophisticated!
  3. 3.
    He also ate just the ending of "Gone Girl." Which was the only part I didn't like.
  4. 4.
    He hates the rain and will lift his leg and pretend to pee so he can run back inside.
  5. 5.
    He knows when I'm feeling a little sad and will do this thing where he gently presses his little forehead against mine and we both fall asleep that way.