WHAT MY DOG HAS BEEN UP TO

Bigfoot hasn't checked in for a while!
  1. He chewed this stick for 725 nonconsecutive hours.
  2. He booked a pilot!! It did not get picked up.
  3. He took a break from that stick to chew this bone.
  4. He luxuriated on his princess bed with his hedgehog friend.
  5. He got really into bourgie furniture.
  6. He experienced a heat wave.
  7. He went to Toronto and was kind enough to bring me along.