Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

Let's see how this goes...
  1. A roach I found in my bathroom.
    My apartment is bug heaven
  2. Screenshot of my last Google search...
    ...they're just so cute.
  3. Look at his little face....
  4. I LOVE DOGS, OK?!
  5. A call I received from someone whose caller ID name is Little Richard
    I thought it was funny....no?