THINGS I DID TODAY INSTEAD OF WRITING A NOVEL

  1. Booked - and then cancelled - a 9am barre class
    It was a nice idea.
  2. Stalked my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend on Pinterest
    Baby clothes... Interesting.
  3. Googled "when was asbestos used in walls"
  4. Googled "sheepadoodle puppy - images"
  5. Ate 3 handfuls of year-and-a-half-old Gummi Bears
    They were small handfuls. But only because I have small hands.
  6. Took a nap
  7. Brushed snow off my car
    It hasn't snowed in 3 days.
  8. Deleted junk emails
  9. Bought a jumbo-sized jar of kimchi
  10. Googled "how to write a novel outline"