Apparently the 2016 Motto Is "Say Yes"

So here's a list of things I'll say yes for sure
  1. Want ice cream?
    Yes
  2. Want my Netflix password?
    Yes
  3. Can you watch my dog?
    Yes
  4. Do you like me?
    Yes, if I didn't I'd probably be walking away so I didn't have to say no, because the motto is "yes"
  5. Want to go out for coffee?
    Yes, because I like coffee and I can tolerate you
  6. Are you still alone?
    Yes
  7. And you're okay with that?
    Absolutely yes. I am just fine on my own. I got the occasional dog or cat to keep me company
  8. Want to meet us out for a drink?
    Please hold until 2017 until "yes" isn't the motto and I can say no
  9. Can you work a few more hours?
    Yes
  10. Would it be better for you to get some sleep?
    Yes