Football, According to Chris Martin

Hate on Coldplay all you want people, but if you mention it to me, I will sing Fix you
  1. You have 9 teams
  2. Two balls
  3. The pitcher had to tee off
  4. It lands wherever it might land
  5. And then it's fifteen-love
  6. If he gets it in the basket, then it's nine points to the other team
  7. And then at the end of it, they hand out bowls
  8. And some of them are really super
  9. *if you still don't like Coldplay*