Reasons Not To Subtweet

Making a list so I don't subtweet because if someone follows you and you subtweet, they're no longer the rude one
  1. If you tweet some sly remark at the same time I'm asking for advice
  2. Imma know you're probs talking about me
  3. You can judge or disagree with me all you'd like
  4. But share it on Snapchat or another place I won't see it
  5. Reason 2: it's just a douche canoe move man
  6. 3: just don't