Something That Bothers ME About Voldemort

Because it's HP weekend and I have no life
  1. You have all the power in the world, could you not get someone to buy you shoes
  2. Or a more stylish cape?
  3. Did you ever get mad you couldn't wear glasses?
  4. Do you realize people are only following you because they don't wanna die?
    They're not your real friends, and Nagini doesn't count either