1. 3 of our every 100 people have it
    We are united in our crookedness
  2. I didn't have to do those scoliosis checks in school that everyone had
    My mom had it so they found it early and then I got to go to the library when everyone else was in the nurses
  3. I had to wear a brace and I made people punch my stomach
    I was in grammar school and that was my party trick
  4. My back is still curved
    Sometimes I forget and I scream because my back feels swollen