1. Sliced all my fingers on trays at work
    They're like paper cuts... But worse
  2. I think I insulted @k8mcgarry on Twitter and I feel terrible
    I sometimes can't tell sarcasm over Twitter but I wanted to apologize on both forms of social media
  3. Got a job for my brothers friend
    It was purely selfish, we need more boys at work to be honest, so we have a reason not to look like we got hit by a train. Okay just me, I never try to look nice at work. Maybe now I will