To the Pe Teacher Who Asked ME if I Was a Phys Ed Major in College
- •Very valid question, as I'm subbing for gym today.
- •I tripped over my own feet just walking into the school today
- •This morning I fell out of bed because my foot got caught in my blanket
- •I have bruises all over my legs because I walk into shit
- •Although you had a valid question,
- •I have to inform you that I'm subbing for PE because I wanted to start subbing this week and this was the only thing open on Tuesday