To the Pe Teacher Who Asked ME if I Was a Phys Ed Major in College

  1. Very valid question, as I'm subbing for gym today.
  2. However
  3. I tripped over my own feet just walking into the school today
  4. This morning I fell out of bed because my foot got caught in my blanket
  5. I have bruises all over my legs because I walk into shit
  6. Although you had a valid question,
  7. I have to inform you that I'm subbing for PE because I wanted to start subbing this week and this was the only thing open on Tuesday