Mostly because I'm freaking out about a possible interview
  1. Lease and mentor of underlings
  2. Expert in martial arts weaponry, paintball, and pre-industrial German
  3. Able to vanquish customer resistance through physically imposing alpha male traits and insatiable, merciless, jackhammer-like techniques
  4. Nailed it
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    Photo of my as the actual Holder of these skills. Will attach to resume if needed