1. When you babysit them, people the ink they're my children
    We look nothing alike usually
  2. They're such nuggets
    It's a rule of our family to be hilarious and sarcastic, and I'm teaching them to be so
  3. I can teach them bad things like putting spoons on their noses and their parents have to take them out to dinner when they master the skill
  4. They actually like me
    Last night I spotted my cousin at a park and her littlest put his hands up to be picked up and he gave me a hug and I just about melted