None of them know this app exists so I'm safe, for now.
- •Please do not push me to talk to this guy I have no interest inYeah he's nice enough, but in a platonic sense and talking to him feels like a chore
- •Stop telling me everyone has the same problems and allow me to wallow in my pityFor at least a little while, as I like to think I've extended this gesture to you
- •Can we start making plans in advance and not always "play it by ear"I like knowing what to expect, humor me
- •No I do not want to get drunk every night this weekWe all know what awaits us at the end, dehydration and sleep deprivation. No thank you
- •I'm sorry *insert boy's name here* is not being clear and is sending you mixed messages but this is the 12th time he's done it and if I have to hear the same indecisive spiel again I am going to bang my head into a brick wallExcuse the run on
- •Stop canceling plans with me in favor of *insert boy's name here* or I will cancel our friendshipThe first 5 times this month were a given but I have had enough!