Things I should have done last week

I should have...
  1. I should have called my grandma
    She sent me a card last month and I have yet to return her correspondence, I'm truly horrible
  2. Bathed my dog
    She smells, but I think she enjoys the scent. My nostrils do not
  3. Washed the ever growing pile of laundry I have amassed in the corner of my room
  4. Changed the oil in my car
  5. Ordered something from my "treat yo self" wish list
    Because sometimes you just need to treat yo self
  6. Ironed the bathroom doilies
    I don't have bathroom doilies but I wish I did just so I could iron them