My Best Qualities

  1. My symphony of sneezes
    Yes, I did just sneeze 16 times. No, I am not faking it, and no, it does not feel cute.
  2. My ability to live on bread and cheese
    I get sick a lot
  3. My resting bitch face
    No I don't hate you...well, I probably do but I'm not trying to show it
  4. My honest opinions
    Solicited or not
  5. My sense of direction
    If you want to go 45 minutes out of the way, follow me
  6. My colorful wardrobe
    Consisting of black, grey, navy and more black.