My Best Qualities
- •My symphony of sneezesYes, I did just sneeze 16 times. No, I am not faking it, and no, it does not feel cute.
- •My ability to live on bread and cheeseI get sick a lot
- •My resting bitch faceNo I don't hate you...well, I probably do but I'm not trying to show it
- •My honest opinionsSolicited or not
- •My sense of directionIf you want to go 45 minutes out of the way, follow me
- •My colorful wardrobeConsisting of black, grey, navy and more black.