Things I've Done in NY So Far
I just moved here so...
- •Almost got hit by a carApparently you can only jaywalk when the street is empty.
- •Went out in a flash flood warning in plastic flip flopsNote: NY is not clean enough to do this.
- •Ate at the same diner 3 mornings in a rowNew York scares me.
- •Left my umbrella in a taxiWhy is it so rainy and cold in June?
- •Got yelled at by another customer at a Peruvian restaurantExcuse me sir, I was here first.
- •Almost got hit by another carAren't taxis supposed to stop for you?
- •Almost fell over into a port authority toiletNote to self: do more squats.
- •To be continued...This is gonna be an interesting year...