Things Ive Done in Recovery From My Double Hernia Repair Surgery

Just trying to stay sane...
  1. Slept a lot
  2. Tried a few different narcotics
  3. Walked laps around my house
  4. Watched 8 interrupted hours of Food Network
  5. Watched 8 interrupted hours of HGTV
  6. Ate some toast
  7. Walked a few more laps around my house
  8. Cleaned my room
    Or attempted to since I can't really bend over
  9. Walked outside
    Got dizzy
  10. Sat outside
    Got dizzy
  11. Truly embraced the life of a couch potato
    This is my life now