SMALL THINGS THAT BRING ME GREAT JOY

  1. Small snakes.
    He's so happy. Look at him.
  2. Squirting ketchup out of a bottle without having to hear a fart noise.
  3. Making that fart noise on purpose and giggling.
  4. When my dog puts his head on me and sighs.
    Just so content.
  5. Catching the smell of desert rain.
    That creosote lyfe.
  6. When you fast forward on a show and press play at the perfect spot.
    Remote ninja.
  7. When I can get a strangers pet to like me
    Dog whisperer.
  8. When your friend knows to cut your grilled cheese in triangles.
  9. Robin Sparkles.
  10. Fast internet.