THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR...

To be continued.
  1. People who are consistently rude at Starbucks.
    Everyone is a person. A real person! Can you believe it? You can't. Here's your 130 degree half caf venti mocha.
  2. People who occupy their children's time with games on a tablet, but don't give their children headphones.
    Similarly, people who leave on the keyboard noise.
  3. Cable providers.
    Imagine what's next? Slow internet. That's what's next.
  4. People who give unsolicited parenting advice.
    Looking at you, anti-vaxxers.
  5. People who stand up and anxiously crowd the gate before their plane is ready to board.
    This isn't a cattle call. We will all get on the plane. Yes this is the plane to Chicago. No I'm not from Chicago.