If you've ever met 2 year old you know what I'm talking about
  1. Outside trying to get in
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    Stay dinosaur stay!
  2. Under my foot
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    F&@#!! Oops I broke the tail oh well
  3. Guarding the fish
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    Ok maybe eyeing them for supper
  4. Stabbing me in the forehead!
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    Not sure which hurts more my head or my foot
  5. In my bed
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    Night night surprise
  6. In my bathroom
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    Stay away from my toothbrush!
  7. Enough said!
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