How to get noticed on

I haven't quite figured it out yet but maybe this will work. I am open for suggestions.
  1. #1 Throw a flippin tantrum!
  2. #2 Make it rain!! In a bikini.
  3. #3 Post lots of cute puppy lists
  4. #4 Good old fashioned bribery
  5. #5 Tell @bjnovak daily how hot he is😉
    Seriously @bjnovak You do have sexy bedroom eyes.
  6. #6 Be controversial
    Trump Sucks!!!
  7. #7 Ugly Cry
  8. #8 Repeat #5 Over and over again until it works.. And then maybe beg😬