Reasons I need to be in The 300 Club
Because I am a little slow and new at this and just figured out what it was . Well at least I think I did (idk) Plus I crave the prestige. I must fit in somewhere.
- •Because I desperately need to belong..
- •Because I really need to be cool again
- •I need a purpose other than folding laundry, dusting, slopping the pigs, sowing the seeds riding the tractor...no wait that wasn't me
- •Anyhow it's my biggest dream..actually this is but anyways..
- •300 is my Mom's favorite number & I must make her proud!
- •Because I am not above accepting pity. I am sad and pathetic😭