Reasons I need to be in The 300 Club

Because I am a little slow and new at this and just figured out what it was . Well at least I think I did (idk) Plus I crave the prestige. I must fit in somewhere.
  1. Because I desperately need to belong..
  2. Because I really need to be cool again
  3. I need a purpose other than folding laundry, dusting, slopping the pigs, sowing the seeds riding the wait that wasn't me
  4. Anyhow it's my biggest dream..actually this is but anyways..
  5. 300 is my Mom's favorite number & I must make her proud!
  6. Because I am not above accepting pity. I am sad and pathetic😭