FOR WHEN I'M FAMOUS AND THEY ASK FOR MY FAV MOVIES IN AN INTERVIEW

my lack of diversity disappoints me
  1. Hot Fuzz
    I'm cool and fun
  2. Snowpiercer
    I spent a lot of money on a poster of grimy Chris Evans
  3. Inglorious Basterds
    My mother was concerned about me writing "once upon a time in nazi occupied France" on everything
  4. Short Term 12
    This movie just gets me, okay?
  5. Pan's Labyrinth
    Because it's beautiful and sad and nothing beats the score. Or you know, del Toro.