WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU HOLD A REAL PRIMETIME EMMY

  1. My fingerprints are going to get this so dirty
  2. Wow this is really fingerprint resistant
  3. Everyone keeps saying it's so heavy
  4. Is everyone a liar or am I just really strong
  5. Which pose will look best for a photo op
  6. Wow this is really fingerprint resistant
  7. Walking away from you is going to be so hard
  8. I wonder how many likes this photo will get
  9. I can't wait for people to ask me about this Emmy
  10. But seriously, this is so finger print resistant