As told by my Opa
  1. Frantically search the yard
  2. Yell at your wife until she also frantically searches the yard
  3. Yell at your granddaughter until she frantically searches the yard
  4. Call your son that lives on the other side of the state to tell him about the missing trap
  5. Take a photo of where the trap used to be to email all your friends about the conspiracy
  6. Find the trap in the garage because you never actually put it out
  7. Sit and think about your life