My personal Ups job descriptions
- •Freestyle bubble wrappingI definitely don't go with the wrapping status quo
- •Fax checkerI watch them like a hawk
- •Peanut galleryI have an impressive packing peanut art portfolio
- •Copy catDo one copy job for someone about felines and no one ever forgets
- •Bind your own businessI have a reputation of helping small business owners reach their full potential through bound books
- •WWE boxing champion.I couldn't think of an acronym for wwe
- •Box century awards
- •Professional stackerThis is real. A driver told me he wished I worked everyday cause apparently the other employees don't stack as well as I do. He said he "didn't want to drop names.
- •Everyone ships it.Me and ups is everyone's otp.