Secret talents I have

Most are actually a hinderance
  1. Asking people about their boyfriend after they have broken up
    I've made people cry.
  2. Hiding messes in creative ways to make my room look clean
    Always leads to regret
  3. Learning random instruments at an alarming rate
    Including but not limited to: kazoo, nose flute, and recorder
  4. Being guys best friends, but not their girlfriend
    Only a little bitter
  5. Getting nosebleeds at inopportune times
    I could write a novel about this. And I can't write a novel about many things. Arguably nothing else
  6. Receiving cat related merchandise
    I bought one cat shirt, and now I have like 10 shirts plus other cat related items. People just give them to me now
  7. Solving cubes
    This is probably the most useful.