Things my dog does better than me

Arguably he does everything. But here's a select few
  1. Running
    Not that that's a very hard thing to do but still
  2. Pooping outside
    Can't say that's a strength of mine
  3. Having patience with children
    He's a very Christlike pup
  4. Being photogenic
    That's why he's like 90% of my instagram
  5. Seriously
    Do they have me pose with my niece and nephew?
  6. Winning the hearts of many
    Chico has a bigger following base than I do
  7. Being a white girl
    He eats more pumpkin than anyone I have ever seen
  8. Having meaningful relationships
    I'm working on it
  9. Being loved by my parents
    I don't see any pictures of me on their mirror