Reasons I Love Cats

  1. Regular morning calls.
  2. They've got principles.
    Puking on hardwood floor is for peasants.
  3. ...but you can get a free carpet back from them!
  4. They're always thoughtful.
  5. They don't give up easily.
  6. They like to help with homework.
    "I think the problem is you're using a computer from the 90s, mate."