1. Regular morning calls.
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  2. They've got principles.
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    Puking on hardwood floor is for peasants.
  3. ...but you can get a free carpet back from them!
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  4. They're always thoughtful.
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  5. They don't give up easily.
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  6. They like to help with homework.
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    "I think the problem is you're using a computer from the 90s, mate."