FAVORITE THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES, RANKED

Inspired by @bjnovak.
  1. Pillsbury canned biscuits
    No need to make homemade.
  2. Mashed potatoes with a billion sticks of butter
    No fewer.
  3. Sweet potatoes with marshmallows
    Because antioxidants!
  4. Stuffing
    I don't get down with big chunks of celery or apple or whatever, so this is ranked lower.
  5. Green bean casserole
    I'm always really pumped for this but then I can only eat two bites.
  6. Cranberry sauce
    Noooooooooope GTFO.