ACHOO!

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  1. Packets of tissues used: 3
  2. Sneezes: 4,324
  3. Sniffles: 9,873
  4. Cups of tea: 7
  5. NyQuil tablets: 2
  6. People infected: ~4
  7. Buckets of sweat: 5
  8. Subway poles that I have licked recently: 0