FINANCIAL AID 💸

Good grief. 🤑
  1. How much did you make last year?
  2. How much did you pay in taxes?
  3. How much is in your bank account?
  4. How much did your parents make?
  5. Do you own a farm?
  6. Subtract line 28f from 22b, then multiply by 8a
  7. Does your dog earn any wages?
  8. Exactly 8 years and 5 days ago, did you eat a dairy product?
  9. Have you ever spent money on superfluous, unnecessary cosmetic items?
  10. How many hours do you sleep every night?
  11. How much money do you expect to earn while in grad school?
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