FINANCIAL AID 💸
Good grief. 🤑
- •How much did you make last year?
- •How much did you pay in taxes?
- •How much is in your bank account?
- •How much did your parents make?
- •Do you own a farm?
- •Subtract line 28f from 22b, then multiply by 8a
- •Does your dog earn any wages?
- •Exactly 8 years and 5 days ago, did you eat a dairy product?
- •Have you ever spent money on superfluous, unnecessary cosmetic items?
- •How many hours do you sleep every night?
- •How much money do you expect to earn while in grad school?$0.