PHILADELPHIA AIRPORT, 6 AM

  1. Man barfing into trash can
  2. Man w/ literal feather in cap
  3. Too many coughing people
  4. Girl complaining to her mom about college dorm drama
  5. Ugly Christmas sweaters
  6. Girl wearing a huuuuuuge brimed sun hat
  7. My cholesterol rising w/ every bite of this egg & cheese bagel
  8. Crying child
    She's like 10 years old, get over it, girl