WHY IS THE TRAIN LATE?

  1. Ran over a subway rat and broke down
    The rat that broke the train's track, proverbially
  2. Picking up Ryan Gosling and the driver had to stop & admire his beauty
  3. Taken over by ISIS
  4. The pope is in town
  5. Taken over by a pack of feral cats
  6. Just sitting on the track to fuck with us all
    Probs this