WHY IS THE TRAIN LATE?
- •Ran over a subway rat and broke downThe rat that broke the train's track, proverbially
- •Picking up Ryan Gosling and the driver had to stop & admire his beauty
- •Taken over by ISIS
- •The pope is in town
- •Taken over by a pack of feral cats
- •Just sitting on the track to fuck with us allProbs this